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Influencers Now Selling $500 Blank Notebooks as ‘Minimalist Journals’

Satirical take on influencers selling $500 minimalist journals, proving once again that wellness trends can put a price tag on literally nothing...

New Dating App Matches You Based on Shared Phobias

New dating app PhobiaFlirt matches singles based on their shared fears. Discover how mutual terror can be the foundation of love!...

Self-Care Guru Suggests Staring Blankly at a Wall for 30 Minutes to Recharge

Forget yoga—wellness guru Serenity Willow introduces the latest self-care trend: staring blankly at a wall for 30 minutes. Discover why everyone’s embracing the void...

Scientists Discover New Superfood: The Dust Under Your Fridge

Move over kale—scientists declare the dust under your fridge the next big superfood. Learn why wellness influencers are embracing ‘Gray Gold.’...

Local Vegan Refuses to Eat Broccoli After Learning It’s Basically a Tiny Tree

In a shocking turn of events, self-proclaimed plant enthusiast and dedicated vegan Carla Greenleaf has announced her refusal to eat broccoli upon discovering its uncanny resemblance to a miniature...

Juicing for Detox? New Study Shows It’s Mostly Just a $20 Glass of Sugar

Are juice cleanses worth the hype? A new study reveals detox juices are mostly overpriced sugar water with zero magical health benefits. Discover the truth behind the juice craze!...