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Government launches new Department for Apologies and Small Fires

Whitehall promises “rapid-response sorry teams” and “fire management staff with at least one working bucket.” LONDON — In a move described as “long overdue” and “deeply symbolic of modern Britain,”...

UK to Curb Illegal Migration by Copying Denmark, But With More Tea and Less Hygge

Government hopes to swap small boats for slightly larger ones filled with existential dread LONDON – In a bold, innovative, and definitely-not-last-ditch move, the UK government has announced plans to...

Trump Threatens Mexico, Canada, and China with Tariffs – Because Why Not?”

Trump threatens Mexico, Canada, and China with tariffs—again. A satirical take on his latest trade war ambitions and why he just really loves the word ‘tariff.’...

UK’s Bold Move: Encouraging Citizens to ‘Do It Yourself’ in Tax Filing to Save Budget

UK government introduces DIY Tax Filing Kits to save budget costs. Featuring calculators, aspirin, and chaos, it’s a satirical look at self-service gone too far...

Prince Andrew’s New Networking Strategy: Befriending International ‘Businessmen’ for Global Insights

Prince Andrew’s latest PR strategy: Befriending international ‘businessmen’ to gain worldly insights. A satirical look at his questionable new social circle...

Minimalist Movement Hits Politics: Candidates Now Campaign with Only Three Talking Points

Political minimalism takes over the 2024 campaign trail as candidates run on just three talking points. Satirical take on keeping it simple in politics."...