Politics

UK to Curb Illegal Migration by Copying Denmark, But With More Tea and Less Hygge

Government hopes to swap small boats for slightly larger ones filled with existential dread LONDON – In a bold, innovative, and definitely-not-last-ditch move, the UK government has announced plans to combat illegal migration by adopting the much-envied Danish model—because nothing says “solution” like imitating the country that gave us both Lego and a national sense…

Trump Threatens Mexico, Canada, and China with Tariffs – Because Why Not?”

Trump threatens Mexico, Canada, and China with tariffs—again. A satirical take on his latest trade war ambitions and why he just really loves the word ‘tariff.’

UK’s Bold Move: Encouraging Citizens to ‘Do It Yourself’ in Tax Filing to Save Budget

UK government introduces DIY Tax Filing Kits to save budget costs. Featuring calculators, aspirin, and chaos, it’s a satirical look at self-service gone too far.

Prince Andrew’s New Networking Strategy: Befriending International ‘Businessmen’ for Global Insights

Prince Andrew’s latest PR strategy: Befriending international ‘businessmen’ to gain worldly insights. A satirical look at his questionable new social circle.

Minimalist Movement Hits Politics: Candidates Now Campaign with Only Three Talking Points

Political minimalism takes over the 2024 campaign trail as candidates run on just three talking points. Satirical take on keeping it simple in politics.”

Election 2024: Third-Party Candidates Steal Votes or Just the Spotlight?

Third-party candidates in the 2024 election: Are they disrupting democracy or just stealing the spotlight? A satirical take on the quirks of U.S. politics.

Vote for Me or I’ll Block You: The Rise of Social Media Diplomacy

Satirical take on the rise of ‘social media diplomacy,’ where world leaders turn global negotiations into subtweets and Instagram polls.

AI-Generated Politician Voted Most Charismatic Leader of the Year

Satirical take on AI-generated politician ‘Candi-Date’ becoming the most charismatic leader of the year, leaving human politicians in the dust

Young People Face Tough Choices: Accept Work or Training or Risk ‘Character-Building’ Poverty

Government announces plan to cut benefits for young people who refuse work or training. Critics call it ‘Motivational Starvation.’ Read our satirical take on Liz Kendall’s bold vision for the future.

Russia Declared ‘Aggressive and Reckless’ in Cyber Realm, UK Minister Threatens Strongly-Worded Email

UK minister warns NATO about Russia’s ‘aggressive and reckless’ cyber activities. Read how strongly-worded emails and outdated systems form the backbone of Western cyber defense.