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Trump Threatens Mexico, Canada, and China with Tariffs – Because Why Not?”

Trump threatens Mexico, Canada, and China with tariffs—again. A satirical take on his latest trade war ambitions and why he just really loves the word...

Should We Be Worried About Our Drinking Water? Experts Say ‘Define Worried’”

Should we be worried about our drinking water? Experts say ‘define worried.’ A satirical look at what’s really in our water and why ignorance might be...

Influencers Now Selling $500 Blank Notebooks as ‘Minimalist Journals’

Satirical take on influencers selling $500 minimalist journals, proving once again that wellness trends can put a price tag on literally nothing...

New Dating App Matches You Based on Shared Phobias

New dating app PhobiaFlirt matches singles based on their shared fears. Discover how mutual terror can be the foundation of love!...

Self-Care Guru Suggests Staring Blankly at a Wall for 30 Minutes to Recharge

Forget yoga—wellness guru Serenity Willow introduces the latest self-care trend: staring blankly at a wall for 30 minutes. Discover why everyone’s...

Film Studios to Charge Extra for Movies That Actually Have Plots

Satirical take on film studios charging extra for movies with actual plots, compelling characters, and endings that make sense. Is storytelling now a...

Gig Economy Jobs Now Come with Trophy for Most Overworked

In a groundbreaking initiative to boost morale among overworked gig workers, major companies like Uber, Deliveroo, and TaskRabbit have announced a new...

Scientists Discover New Superfood: The Dust Under Your Fridge

Move over kale—scientists declare the dust under your fridge the next big superfood. Learn why wellness influencers are embracing ‘Gray Gold.’...

Deliveroo’s New ‘No Questions Asked’ Hiring Policy: Skip Background Checks, Start Delivering Today!

Deliveroo’s 'No Questions Asked' hiring policy, poking fun at the gig economy’s lax employment standards and unpredictable delivery outcomes...