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World Leaders Hold Emergency Summit to Blame Each Other for Global Crisis

In a historic gathering that marked a high point in global diplomacy, world leaders convened this week for an emergency summit dedicated solely to...

Scientists Announce Climate Change Solution: Just Pretend It’s Not Happening

In a stunning turn of events, a coalition of scientists from around the world has proposed an innovative and undeniably bold solution to the climate...

Russia Shockingly Enters Eurovision Song Contest

In a move that has left the Eurovision community scratching their heads and humming “Kalinka,” Russia has announced its unexpected entry...

Study Finds That 99% of People Enjoy Breathing Oxygen

In a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Common Sense, researchers have discovered that a staggering 99% of...