“We Want ‘Strong’ UK-China Relationship, Says Starmer, as Experts Translate ‘Strong’ to Mean ‘Awkwardly Functional'” In a bold diplomatic move, Labour leader...
In a bold step to “streamline compassionate response,” Senator Ron Cartwright announced today the groundbreaking of the nation’s first Thoughts and Prayers Memorial, a permanent installation where...
In a bold new take on campaign strategy, local city council candidate Amy Trumbull has promised to shake up the political scene by adhering strictly to the tried-and-true methods of her predecessors...
In a move that political analysts are calling “remarkably on-brand,” Congress made history today by passing a law that consists of only half a sentence. The bill, which merely reads, “All citizens...
In a bold, refreshingly honest campaign pledge, mayoral candidate Jim “Status Quo” Blakely has promised to maintain the current level of chaos, confusion, and general pandemonium in the city. At a...
